1. Derrick sucks at whistling. 2. Greatest. Rant. Ever. Tom: "If I ever meet you in person, I'm gonna kick your ass!" Derrick: "And if he kicks your ass, I'm gonna kick your ass too, cause that's my boy." CLASSIC.
I'll be first to agree I suck at whistling. My cousin Larry tried to teach me how to do the whistle where you stick your fingers in your mouth and I couldn't do it. Don't ask me why...it's just something I've never been able to master.
I'm jealous of Patricia. She can whistle loud enough to shatter glass.